It’s a germy world out there –
Money,
Toilet seats,
Faucets
and –
Styluses! (They
expect you to pick them up and write with them,
right
there in the sick-folks pharmacy!)
Elevator buttons,
Keyboards,
Door handles
and –
Hands! (They’re
thrust at you everywhere, especially at church!
To refuse them is
rude;
to receive them, sure exposure.)
Potlucks,
Salad bars,
Tables, chairs
and –
Plates! (They’re
handled by employees, with thumbs around the edges, sometimes
held
up high, right under breathing faces!)
Stair rails,
Remote controls,
Light switches
and –
Doctors’ offices!!!
(The absolute worst! They’re sanitized
battlefields, contagion conference sites!)
It’s a germy world out there. (Now go wash your hands.)











































