
You are in the bacon negative.
It was a chance you took
when you snitched bacon
and someone noticed,
carefully counting each
golden, porky piece against
preset rasher rationing.
The smoky aroma was
irresistible.
You had
#l, a crunchy satisfaction;
#2, a crispy strip of goodness;
#3, a grease-kissed ecstasy; then
#4, Oscar-Meyer heaven.
Now you’re officially in the red –
no more bacon for you, and
you even owe a piece back.
Save the remorse for
someone other than the
carnivores who caught you.
Will they extend BLT mercy?
No.


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